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List of Random Shit I Need To Do

Make a loaf of bread
Write short story about that time I fell in love with the girl who worked at Chipotle (really)
Order a Kitty Komber Korner for Emma
Pack for Seattle (10 more days)
Get mah hairz did
^Never speak or write like that again
Finish reading all the books
Edit two short stories for publication (OMG)
Finish Rocketman by November
Remind Kyle that he’s shit
Learn archery


There is absolutely nothing wrong with loving yourself and acknowledging that you are the most amazing person in the entire world for YOU. In fact, it’s the most amazing feeling in the world — loving yourself.

This afternoon, I was feeling frustrated because I haven’t been sleeping very well. I decided to masturbate and take a 15-minute nap before hoping back onto my laptop again and writing more Rocketman. While I was touching myself and imagining my handsome asshole ex-boyfriend saying horribly crude things to me, my mind spontaneously jumped to a ridiculous dialogue I had written between Erik Marston (Rocketman protagonist) and his superhero cat, Jameson. I spontaneously began to laugh, uproariously, at my own brilliance while trying to rub one out. In that moment, I was thoroughly in love with myself. I was even laughing when I orgasmed, and let me tell you: it was the best orgasm I’ve had in months.

So love yourself. Love yourself deeply. Love yourself completely. Love yourself a lot and frequently. Love, love, love.